hirokareo:

polizeiroboter:

catisagamerlike:

2bewolf:

reaching-out-to-you:

theladydracula:

Striding through the candy store, brandishing a jeweled meat hammer, cometh TheLadyDracula! And she gives a low bellow:

“For the love of beatings, I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!!”

Running across the icy wasteland, wielding a studded crowbar, cometh Reaching-out-to-you! And she gives an ominous bellow:

“Ares, God of War, be praised! I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!!!”

…Cool. ouo

Running across the wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a piece of chainlink fence, cometh 2bewolf! And he gives a gutteral bellow:

“For the love of carnage and discord, I slice through beating hearts until my glands are satisfied!”

Lo! Who is that, prowling along the plains! It isCatisagamerlike, hands clutching a reflective halberd! She bellows homicidally:

“I’m going to hump you until you taste like chicken, and launch you into deep space!!”

Skulking over the cliffs, wielding a studded crowbar, cometh polizeiroboter! And they give a low howl:

“I’m going to pummel you all the way to Hrafensfjardhareyri, and dip you in uranium!!!”

pretty much

Prowling out of the tundra, attacking with a reflective halberd, cometh Hirokareo! And he gives a spectacular grunt:

“I’m going to fuck you so hard, I will be high on life for years to come!!”

o3o

Sword in one hand

Sweat blinding his vision

he turned to face his enemy once more as he screamed

“FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!”